The Lounge Lizard Ricky turns the speed limit

The Sage of sun, the Sultan of tan, the Liege of leisure is celebrating 55 years of lounging in the sun. Seems like it was only yesterday I was in "Natures Jacuzzi" (my mothers womb). I came into the world splashing in hot water and 55 years later I'm still in hot water! Mo, my neighbor said I'm the only person she has ever known to be perfectly happy just sitting in hot water and lounging in the sun all day. Its true my mother told me when I was a baby if I got fussy she would just put me in the kitchen sink with a little hot water and I stop fussing and just play with the water. Good thing a never did a header into water. Ad lest that I know of! I thank my father in heaven for bringing me into this world with such wonderful parents and for sending me Lori to be my forever companion. Sun, water and Lori. what a wonderful life. Here's to 55 more. DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE WOMB?