A lizard tail

Once upon a time there was a little boy who had no one to play with on his birthday. This little boy was turning 57 and his wife took him to Disney world but she doesn't like Disney world long lines, crowds, hot weather, so the little boy had to go by himself while his wife went to cooperate meetings. 

The first thing the little boy did was to look for the little boys room before starting off his big day at the park. However all he found was this curious looking room called a COMPANION RESTROOM. This made the little boy sad for he had no companion to go to the restroom with.

EPCOT and world showcase was the agenda for the day. So off to Morocco first he stopped to buy a hat then he went to a Moroccan Coke a Cola machine to buy some liquid refreshment. 

The man at the gate gave him a great big button to
wear 
while at the park that let everybody know that today was 
his birthday. He was so surprised at how many new found stranger/friends he now had, people passing by wishing him " happy birthday" now he didn't feel so alone now he felt like the whole park was celebrating his birthday.

After enjoying the sights and sounds of Morocco off to the United States of America, to the hall of presidents. Could it be anymore creepy 45 dead/ nearly dead presidents come back to life through the world of Audioerotic's or "Disneyfied robots" gee they look so real! of course some yahoo stood up and boo,d Trump. Really....... dude there fake!


Then a slight detour out of world showcase to Epcot's"s THE LAND exhibit. This was most fascinating as they took us into a large green house to show off the hydroponics 
exhibit HYDROPONICS most curious they were growing 
lettuce however in California all the hydroponics stores just teach 
people to grow pot, you know Mary Jane, weed, Maui wowie.

Growing another kind of "lettuce"

About this time I'm hungry and as everybody who knows Disney world knows the food is terrible. As always i went to Mexico, the place was packed got my food couldn't find a seat so i asked a young Asian couple if i could share a table. I took there picture for the blog but for some reason i cant find it,I might have deleted it.

 After lunch i continued  my tour of World Showcase France,Germany, Italy, Norway and then to the HIGHLIGHT of my disappointment
"Oh Canada."

Yes ooooooooh Canada, you must be the most boring country in the world, your defiantly the most boring exhibit at Disney world. I mean seriously what are you good for? bring back Mayor Ford at lest he was good 
for entertainment value. Whats your latest contribution; I don't know whether to hug you or slap you for Justin Bieber jury's still out on that one.


I finish off the day standing in line for an hour and a half in the Norway exhibit so take in the Frozen movie; the ride. Standing in line people to people in an enclosed area i believe was the beginning of the end for this little boys birthday. next morning as i prepared for a day of lounging at the pool i could tell i wasn't feeling well. ZIKA I'm guessing. i couldn't tell you in what country in world showcase i got zika but lets just say watch your ass in Norway i blame you FROZEN. 

Staying true to my lounge lizard lifestyle I glued myself to a lounge chair close to the pool of the Disney Yacht club. Which has the best pool. Its a large meandering pool intertwined with a lazy river, waterfalls and secluded coves 

I found a nice little spot near the ice cream stand and planted myself for the remainder of our stay in Disney world I only got up to blow my nose and use the convenience. later mama hooters and i celebrated in the room with a $35 small cake (and you know how much the lizard loves cake) purchased from the hotel bakery, in which i eat half the cake by myself in about 30 seconds.

LOVED my Florida trip! Disney world and the Beach's of Florida never let me down "never sad in the sunshine state" This trip, this pool gets a 5 lizard's tails up!

From the Sage of sun, the liege of leisure,

the Sultan of tan: May all your days be suntanned and cash filled!