Monday, December 30, 2013

Lizard Ricky Resort Wear

So just who is this Lounge Lizard Ricky? He's a fat cat lizard who lives his life in the sun. A sun worshiper who enjoys tanning. Not just tanning but tanning with panache, gold necklace, diamond ring and a fist full of cash in one hand and a cool drink in the other. He celebrates life in the sun.


He loves the smell of Coppertone in the morning. From the beach clubs of the French Riviera to the pool clubs of Las Vegas, he's living the coolest life under the sun, perfecting the art lounging.

"Celebrating a lifestyle of leisure since 1960" Lizard Ricky invites all to worship the suntan. The tan is fragile, cherish it. The tan is no respecter of persons, all are equal and welcome to lounge in the sunlight and tan. Those of us who are tan have a duty to share our love of the tan with those who are without one. This life is the time to tan. We believe in tan, who hope for tan and have faith in others to tan.

You're never better then when you are tan. You look and feel great and you perform at your best. 

Lizard Ricky Resort Wear is the sun worshipers choice for the "after tan" celebration. Unique as the lizard himself, so are the clothes he creates. Dress T-shirts with a lounge lizard motif. Soft comfortable T-shirts that can be worn dressed up or down. Black cotton crew and v-neck styles that celebrate life in the sun. 

Ultra soft T-shirts created with smart designs with Lizard Ricky chilling in his lounge chair. Fabrics are 100% combined cotton manufactured by American Apparel in downtown Los Angeles. These soft sexy fabrics are what makes the Lounge Lizard Ricky shirts cool and comfortable. 

It takes a village, its everyone's duty to bring the tan to the next generation. Remember the children and teach them well, remember the tan and SPF, remember the Lizard and "BUY  A T-SHIRT" 

TAN RESPONSIBLY

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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Vegas baby Vegas

From the Sage of Sun, The Sultan of Tan, The Liege of Leisure. Tahiti Village! one of my favorite pools in Vegas.

QUESTION: So what makes a pool a fav, by the Lizards standard . 

Oh! cripes!  so many factors. where do i begin. Water first and foremost without the water I'm pretty much screwed. The water, essential for a good pool. Water temp, also very important. I don't like to flinch getting in. One needs to be cool when upon entering the pool. and by cool i mean how i look. you know, my strut! when i stand up from my chair its important that my swim suit isn't stuck up my crack.  Lounges, the actual outdoor furniture that I'm sitting on. i prefer a chair as opposed  to a chase lounge.  i  like sitting upward so a pool with lots of chairs wins another tail up. 5 tails up is the highest rating you can get. MUSIC! there,s another big variable. i bring my own. most pools may not provide music and if they do depending on the clientele its not music i would enjoy.  Jimmy Buffet anything is my favorite. Downloads to my phone of many variety's can be heard coming from my phone however being a loyal parrot head, James buffet is my all time best sound. 

aesthetics oh so important! the view. I'm very visual, the scenery must be pleasing to my taste. the fastest way to spoil and good pool day is offending my visual pallet. surprisingly i don't mind children. The little bastards can be very entertaining. most hotels worth a second look will provide nice landscaping. PEOPLE! i love a pool filled with people. i could sit all day and people watch. However this is an area in which i wish to watch my literary step. I don,t wish to offend! So i will side step the people subject by saying what i look for are conversations with pool mates around Places of travel, Dining, Shopping and Must see Local stops. 

Lastly, Loads of Sun, Food, Drink and a great Gift Shop. I give the Tahiti Village, Vegas 5 lizard tails up.

And as always From my pool to yours may your life be filled with sweet suntanned cash filled dreams.


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